Totally Inconsequential Stuff

I mean, I haven't had a meaningful post in weeks. Why break with tradition? Besides, I should be in bed.

I'm bored with my hair, and I have hair dye in the bathroom, but I might get some bleach tomorrow, if I make progress with work. Any wagers on whether this will end well?


More Top-Fives. Because I can.

Ballroom Dances
1. Samba
2. Swing
3. Foxtrot
4. Viennese Waltz
5. Mambo

Fresh Fruit
1. Coconut
2. Pears
3. Peaches
4. Raspberries
5. Pomegranates

Nonfiction Authors
1. John McPhee
2. Bill Bryson
3. Dave Barry
4. Sarah Vowell
5. David Sedaris