05 March 2008

The Art of [Blog] War

12.2007. Inspection teams denied access to facilities.

1.2008. Rounds of informal talks fail; facilities remain closed to inspectors.

2.26.2008. Pre-emptive strike: sternly-worded note delivered to head of state.

2.27.2008. Access to facilities granted. No material found.


Meanwhile, satellite reconnaissance indicated movement of material and personnel across borders.


3.4.2008. Limerick Tomahawk missiles launched in shock-and-awe campaign.

3.5.2008. Return fire proves existence of material and rapid accessibility thereof. Detente reached as parties await presentation of enriched, weapons-grade material for inspection.


Leaders advised that further resistance to sanction compliance shall be considered an act of escalation. Allied forces poised to exercise all means necessary, including - but not limited to - further assault from limerick stockpile.

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