04 September 2007

Know Thyself

Dearest Future Self:

Next time you're up past 100a on a school night, just go ahead and take your shower before going to bed. Because every time you think, "oh, I'll just set my alarm a little early and do it in the morning," your brain will convince you otherwise and cause your hand to repeatedly smack the snooze button in the morning. You just don't have the requisite willpower once you're nestled comfortably into bed, no matter what you may think at night. I don't know how many times it takes for you to be convinced of this. I mean, seriously - you haven't figured this out yet?

Sincerely,
Jennifer

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