Showing posts with label top fives. Show all posts
Showing posts with label top fives. Show all posts

18 August 2010

Stuff Jen Likes IV


The smell of tomato vines

Baking on parchment paper

The cello

Kaleidoscopes

Front seats on roller coasters

The contrast of bright white planes or birds against dark clouds

Parsley. I'll eat your garnish right off your plate.

Cherries from canned fruit cocktail

Dichroic glass jewelry

Cake. Ice cream. But not cake-and-ice-cream together on the same plate. I don't like when the cake soaks up melted ice-cream.

Skirts. Much preferred to pants.

Iconography in medieval and renaissance art

Bougainvillea

String bracelets

Robert Talbott ties

Earl Grey tea

Tomato paste in a tube


26 June 2010

Bad on Bagpipes

A year or so ago, some friends were over for dinner, and - inexplicably - we started this list. I just rediscovered it in with some other papers, and, well, here you go:

Songs that would NOT sound good on bagpipes
Jingle Bells
Jesus Freak - dctalk
All Out of Love - Air Supply
It's My Life - Bon Jovi

I've decided to start using the phrase "That's as bad as Jingle Bells on the bagpipes". I'm hoping it'll catch on.

30 November 2008

Stuff Jen Likes III

College bookstores.  College towns, in general.  I spent 24 years of my life in college towns, and I just dig them.

Orion.  Okay, it's probably everybody's favorite constellation.  But I like it.  He says winter is on the way.

Being greeted by a kiss on the cheek.  I've noticed an uptick in the number of friends who do this, and I love it.  It's very continental, which is immediately appealing, plus it's just a nice variation on the usual hug.

Maple.  I love maple-flavored everything, I don't know why I've never been to Vermont.

Green bananas.  Well,yellow, but with a definite green tone.  Once they are all yellow, I've no use for them.  At least not until they're blackened for banana bread.

Large spoons for cereal.

Fried green peas.


Cupcakes.  I know they're riding a crest of popularity, but I liked them before they were hip.  See also: swing dancing

Chips and dips.  Pita and hummus.  Potato and French onion.  Tortilla and refried beans.

Classical guitar.

The shimmering of long grass on a sunny breezy day.  See also: the silvery undersides of maple leaves against a stormy grey sky.

Gewurztraminer.

Bowls.  I'm technically on a dishware purchasing moratorium, because I can't help myself.  Plus, bowls are more useful than coffee mugs or plates, if you ask me.

Heart prints.  Cute valentine hearts, not anatomical drawings.


Christmas music.  Christmas, in general, but definitely the music.

Cranberries.

The scent of tomato vines.



01 October 2008

Stuff Jen Likes II

In no particular order:

Subways and trams.


Jeremy Irons in Lolita.

Eyewear.

Semicolons.

The ice at Tijuana Flats.

Blackberry fragrances, like Sephora Mure andTrish McEvoy #9.

Cheese fondue.

Used books and used book sales.



Dances with steps (e.g. Electric slide, most ballroom dances).

Chivalry.  Hey, I like a door held open for me.

Dill weed.

Fountain cherry cokes with extra cherry syrup.

Birthdays.

Cotton candy.  (Jelly Belly cotton candy jelly beans are really good, too.)

Sicilian Creme from The Cheese Shop, Indianapolis.


Mint chip ice cream - but only if it's green.

01 July 2008

European Tour-O-Matic I


Top Fives, European Edition

1. Abundance of sparkling water (frizzante!)
2. Paying for pizza by the 100-g increment
3. Reliable and useful public transportation
4. Affordable and well-crafted espresso drinks that don't come in gallon-capacity takeaway cups
5. Masterpieces as public art

Honorable mention: the chocolate




Bonus Joke!

What do you call a dehydrated Frenchman?

Pierre.

22 March 2008

Stuff Jen Likes

A quarterly (or perhaps monthly, I haven't decided) list of, well, stuff I like. It started as a list of "ordinary things in which I take inordinate delight" and has quickly ballooned. So, to stave off the firehose, I'll dish it out in regular installments.

In no particular order...


Bistro aprons.

John McPhee.
The man can write a book about anything - the citrus industry of Florida, the landscape of New Jersey, the geology of California, or even long-haul freighters - and make surprisingly compelling. One of my favorite non-fiction authors.

7-11 Slurpees.
Icees are just foul imitations.

Chiaroscuro.
Caravaggio and Artemisia Gentileschi sure knew how to dramatically highlight a scene.

Mothballs.
The scent of napthalene (evocative of my grandparents' basement) preferable to paradichlorobenzene (evocative of a men's restroom).

Clutch purses.
More elegant than a shoulder bag, if inconvenient to carry.

Two-tone coins.
French ten-franc coins (pre-Euro), one- and two-Euro coins, Argentine pesos, etc.

Chik-Fil-A Polynesian Sauce.
It goes without saying that the nuggets are good. Better dipped in this stuff. Use it on your fries, too.

Lindeman's Bin 65 Chardonnay.
My go-to white wine. Inexpensive, found everywhere, and not oaky plonk.

White Sands National Park.

Tulips.
Far better than overdone and out-of-season red roses for Valentine's Day.

Photoshop Elements 2.0.
Most of the functionality of spendy Photoshop, for a fraction of the cost. Better than later versions, too.

Hats.
Not baseball caps! Honest millinery, nobody-wears-em-anymore chapeaux. Pillboxes, particularly.

Prestige Waterproof Eyeliner pencils.
I can make it through weddings and funerals in this stuff - no easy feat.

Cornstarch.
My preferred thickening agent for sauces and pies, plus it keeps meringue pies from weeping. Doesn't need a lot of cooking, like flour, to get rid of the floury taste. And let's face it. The physics-defying paste you can make with cornstarch and just a touch of water can keep kids occupied for a while. Use the term "dilatant fluid" to impress your friends.

Hot pink.
It's not just for flamingos anymore. Plus, in combination with black, it has a sort of 1983-wannabe-punk-girl pastiche.

Ice cream soup.
Stir up ice cream (optional: add chocolate syrup) until it's the consistency of loose soft-serve. Instantly improves the texture of virtually any ice cream - it's sometimes the only way to make cheap ice cream palatable.

Postcards.
Sending and receiving. Next to pressed pennies, it's a cheap souvenir, a fun gift to give, and a great way to get attractive pictures of some destinations without a fancypants camera or fortuitous lighting/weather/views.

Turtlenecks.

Passion fruit.
Tic Tacs, Liliko'i chiffon pie, and shave ice syrup. This summer, I'm going to try making some passion fruit sherbet. Sephora's old passion fragrance was quite wonderful (though nothing compared to their blackberry scent).

Plain blank paper.
Lined paper just doesn't have the same flexibility. Fold in half the long way to make the perfect size paper for a grocery list.

Large mirrors.
There is one in one of the Wood Hall sitting rooms I have always coveted and tried to hatch a clandestine plot to cart it off. Fortunately, some are available at places like Ikea for a lot less physical labor under the cover of darkness.

Spelling it "grey" instead of "gray".

Ceylon Cinnamon.
Softer and more citrusy than canela cinnamons, which tend toward harsh.

Penzey's Spices.
The official spice purveyor to our household.

Levenger True Writer fountain pens.
Inexpensive, considering the quality of the pen. Good medium nib. Threaded caps. Not too masculine.

Curry ketchup.
I'm out of the stage in my life where french fries were just the vehicle for the ketchup, but I lapse whenever I have curry ketchup. Takes a trip to Europe to get it, though...

Sticky notes.
The explosion of shapes and sizes has brought me great delight, but there's something timeless about the original light-yellow Post-its.

Panel for Edwin R. Campbell No. 1-4. Vasily Kandinsky, 1914.
Saw these at MOMA last spring and was immediately taken by them. Never gave Kandinsky much regard until then.

Dave Matthews Band Crash.
This, along with U2's Achtung Baby, is always the answer to "what should I listen to?" Familiarity a bonus when you're trying to get meaningful work done but want some music on in the background.

Jellied cranberry sauce.
All the taste and shaped like the can! Not my husband's definition of a "sauce", but I don't care. It's not just for Thanksgiving anymore.

Uniforms.
It's true, men in uniform have a certain je ne sais quoi.

Desk Set.
It's wonderfully anachronistic film. Well, I guess it wasn't then. A delightful look at a time where dresses came in boxes, office drama involved efficiency experts, and people called a human for information instead of punching queries into google.

Black Chook Sparkling Shiraz.
A rare sparkling red that's well-balanced and just a little heady.

Orange County Public Library Home Delivery.
Responsible for soliciting more money in overdue fines from me...certainly exceeding their cost of delivery.

Easter Candy:
Cadbury Creme Eggs
Fondant yolk goo wins a couple authenticity points. As authenticity of chocolate eggs go...

Marshmallow Peeps
Only if they're uber-fresh. Prefer the chicks to the bunnies. No real color preference, but I tend towards the yellow.

Cadbury Mini Eggs.
Put on a paper plate and microwave for ten seconds, fifteen if you're feeling kicky. Eat. You won't be sorry.

Boeing 767s.
Smoothest planes on takeoff. Widebody but not ungainly.

TI-68 calculator.
My calculatron since high school; still the best. Displays the input in a string on the screen, no clearing or new lines between operations.

Pilot G2 pens.
Awesome gel pens - perfect for grading. Handy to have in the backpack, plus they come in navy blue, turquoise, and other great shades.

Walgreens EasySaver Rebates.
I haven't paid for toothpaste, a toothbrush, or cheap hair goo in years. Helpful for trying new foundations and lip glosses for free. New stuff every month.

Banana ice cream.
Ice cream, in general, is one of my favorite things. But banana ice cream is definitely my favorite flavor.


02 February 2008

A 70% Chance of Scattered Thoughts

I'm restless. I spent all day in the chemistry lab (With a fantastic group of kids - the lab took 3x as long as it should have, and they really didn't complain. Complain to me, at least!), I realize I'm still grieving losses I thought I was over (though some external things are exacerbating it all right now - more on that at some point), and I'm very nearly though with the busiest week yet. I could really use a nap.

Since it's been a while since I posted anything , I don't quite know where to start. I still have a bunch of half-finished blog-starts. I'm distractable, but with nothing to distract. My phone battery is dead, my iPod battery is dead, I don't have any books I want to read, my google reader material has been read, and I have 30 minutes before I need to be somewhere. And I certainly don't want to do any work. So. Restlessness begets blogging, I suppose.

Jess and I defined the complementary difference in our personalities this week. I've long operated under the notion that I regret the things I don't do far more than I regret anything that I do. "Deliberate" is a positive character trait, to me. I mean, I rarely get into scrapes, try really hard not to put my foot in my mouth, make very thoughtful and safe decisions, and often think and think and think before I act or speak - sometimes never acting because I'm stuck thinking. Not that it's necessarily better than the alternative. Both have their clear advantages and disadvantages. Anyhow, we were discussing a good potential list - Things We Vow Never to Do Again. And I had a really hard time coming up with bullet points. I have an endless list of items on a list of Things I Wish I Had Done.

When I consider such a list, one thing that invariably comes up is a missed opportunity my senior year of college. Not so much a missed opportunity, but something I wish I'd played out a little longer, just to see where it could have gone. I was about to graduate, and I had been looking for employment. I'd had a couple interviews, including a completely insulting offer by a meteorological company that I will not name. One lead was particularly interesting, and particularly well-suited to my interests: a job forecasting weather for publication in two moderate-size Great-Lakes-Region city newspapers, plus writing feature weather articles. Have I mentioned my undergraduate research thesis on lake-effect snowfall climatology and my affinity for both forecasting and writing? Well. I had a couple e-mail exchanges with the person in charge of hiring for the position, including writing a sample weather article. Things were looking favorably, and I even found a nifty apartment in a converted row house in a genteel older part of one of the cities. But then, staying for graduate school started to present as the better option. I was getting married in a year, and I really did want a graduate degree. Seemed more prudent to stay. So I e-mailed the guy with whom I'd been corresponding, to let him know of my decision. And it's not like I regret for one second the path my life has taken since that decision - it's been infinitely better than I ever could have imagined, in extremely surprising ways - but I do wish I'd waited just a couple more weeks or so, to see whether I'd have been officially offered anything, and what the offer would have been. Interestingly, when I had finished my graduate work, I tried to get in contact with the papers, just to see if the position had ever been filled, and it had vaporized. No response from the guy, and it looks like the newspapers had contracted with an outside firm for their weather pages. It has been my experience that doors I'm not supposed to take shut clearly and firmly, pressing me onto a specific path. Here, however, was a door I feel I closed forever, of my own volition. And I slightly regret not opening the door a little wider and having taken a better look. It's a cost of the measure of free will we're given, I guess. The second-guessing, the wondering. Not that it plagues me, it's just one of those what-ifs that spark curiosity. And I can't know - maybe that door would have closed on its own, in time.

Another topic of discussion lately is the notion of "mine". As an only child, I have a keenly-developed sense of "mine". It's not like I had to share my toys with many people as I was growing up. Siblinged people have a much more finely-tuned sense of "my turn". I've learned to give more of myself and my possessions, but I hold some things quite precious, and that's not limited to what is tangible. Words, situations, time periods, too. Anyhow, here is my list of things that are MINE. Things I don't like people to touch, use, etc, for whatever reason.

Mine!
1. My pens.
I don't really like to lend my cheap G2s, much less my fountain pens. Besides, pens mold to their users' writing styles. It's like trying to wear secondhand shoes or something.
2. My calculator.
I've had it since high school. It's boss. And students walk off with calculators. Hence my rule that classroom calculator-borrowing requires collateral - a shoe. But my own personal calculator? You're far within the circle of trust if I let you use my TI-68.
3. My Galileo Thermometer.
It's not for picking up and shaking!
4. My letters of recommendation.
5. My car seat settings.

19 January 2008

Thunderstorms

We had quite the stormy night tonight, and I'm reminded of a piece by Garrison Keillor (from salon.com, June 2001) that I've held onto for years:

Some big thunderstorms rolled across St. Paul last week, with lots of nearby lightning strikes to shake the windows and a downpour of rain, and Mr. Blue got to stand on the front porch with Baby Blue and enjoy the rock 'n' roll. It's a modest life here in River City, no struggle for fame and power, just the occasional spell of weather, and a good June thunderstorm is a great boon in every way. It rinses the air and greens up the lawn and garden and gives us a demonstration of power far beyond human control. And the thunderclaps make a little girl laugh out loud. And afterward everything is somehow changed, the ions rearrange. You go for a walk after a good rollicking thunderstorm and feel your own life slightly altered. We live in a mixed bag of a neighborhood, the sort of neighborhood you find a lot of in St. Paul, which doesn't have lawn police, and as you stroll around, you pass old manses lovingly restored and Home & Garden yards and you also pass old manses with trees growing out of the eaves and ancient rags for curtains and yards that look as if the owners are seriously on heroin. But after a deluge, we're all refreshed, obsessive and neglectful alike, and a sort of democracy of meteorology prevails. And as I write this, the sky is darkening and the light turning purplish and there is a great stillness in the yard. Two hundred miles east of here, a westbound plane from Boston is slowing down as the FAA computers tracking the storm rearrange the landing slots at Minneapolis-St. Paul and the sleeping forms in Row 23 stir slightly at the change of engine pitch and the pilot comes on the P.A. and warns of possible turbulence and the lady in 2A asks for another bloody mary and west of here the farmers whose fields are already soggy go to the refrigerator and get out a beer and here in our house a little girl looks out the window at the dark sky and turns to me and says, "Boom!"



After further deliberation, I've decided to append a couple albums to my last list of albums with no bad tracks. Which edges it to a Great Eight list instead of a Top Five, but let's be honest - I've always played fast and loose with the constrictions of five.

1. U2 - Achtung Baby
2. Dave Matthews Band - Crash
3. 10,000 Maniacs - MTV Unplugged
4. Paul Simon - Rhythm of the Saints
5. Simon & Garfunkel - Concert in Central Park
6. Soundtrack - The Last of the Mohicans
7. Leeland - The Sound of Melodies


13 January 2008

Default Bloggage

I have a dozen or so blog posts started, but I'm not sufficiently inspired to flesh any of them out today, and it's been a while since I posted anything.

So, I default to top-five lists:



Canceled TV Shows
(in honor of current television blight)
1. The Wonder Years
2. Mad About You
3. Dharma & Greg
4. The Muppet Show
5. Quantum Leap [tie]
5. Grapevine [tie]


Albums Without Anything Less Than a Mediocre Track
1. U2 - Achtung Baby
2. Dave Matthews Band - Crash
3. 10,000 Maniacs - MTV Unplugged
4. Paul Simon - Rhythm of the Saints
5. Simon & Garfunkel - Concert in Central Park


OPI Nail Polish
1. I'm Not Really a Waitress
2. Kinky in Helsinki
3. Friar Friar Pants on Fire
4. La Paz-itively Hot
5. God Save the Queen's Nails


Flowering Plants
1. Plumeria
2. Jacaranda
3. Agapanthus
4. Bougainvillea
2. Old English Roses (but peonies, too, because they look somewhat similar) [tie]
5. Wisteria [tie]
(just noticed they're almost all purple)

30 December 2007

On the Road

(Yeah, it's a back-dated post. Leave me alone. I only have dial-up here. Makes it tougher to spend time online.)

I drove the length of Indiana today, from my in-laws in the south to my parents in the north. Almost five hours of driving gave me a lot of head-time. Here are some of the things I scrawled on the fast-food bag laying in my passenger seat:


It's remarkable how I take my iPod and XM radio for granted. I'm at the mercy of a "seek" button and a lot of FM junk. Why so many automobile manufacturers fail to include a "scan" button on their radios is a mystery. By the way, I'm driving this Suzuki that's the product of some cross-pollination between an SUV and a station-wagon. It was dreadful enough until my father-in-law proclaimed it "a hearse". Crap - he's totally right.
Driving across expansive stretches of gently rolling farmland, I wonder whether my affinity for this kind of countryside is merely a product of the location of my upbringing. Granted, I've lived in and visited some excruciatingly beautiful places (sorry, Florida is not one of them...) - but there's something appealing about this kind of scene. I'm sure not everyone shares my opinion. I mean, who's going to deny that there are some places on earth that everyone finds unspeakably beautiful. But I can't imagine the same percentage would hold midwestern corn fields in the same esteem as I do. But if I'd grown up in Florida, would I consider swampy marshes as lovely? Maybe it's a moot point, trying to separate out the pure beauty from that which is simply familiar. Beauty is beauty. A product of the beholder, yes, but why question it?


Top Five Midwestern Ephemera
1. A dark sky, highlighted by the silvery undersides of maple leaves exposed by the gusts of an approaching storm. There's always a crescendo to a storm - when the sky gets progressively more ominous, but there's always a subtle dissatisfaction to the denouement, as the sky begins to lighten.
2. A temperate summer morning - not cool, but not overly warm, either - one you know is going to give way to a toasty afternoon later. We never seem to get these in Florida, presumably because of the humidity, which tends to assault you as you step out the door.
3. A bright snowy night, as any available light gets bounced all around off myriad white surfaces.
4. Tree trunks darkened by spring rain, punctuated by the bright green of young leaves on an overcast day. Also: The same thing in autumn, when those leaves have turned red and orange.
5. Late afternoon sunshine across fields in late autumn. Pewter stratocumulus in the sky, growing progressively more grey as the sun slips below them and casts sidelong illumination, gilding everything it touches.


One fun thing about driving long stretches in Indiana is the License Plate Game. License plates are issued by county, of course, and the first digits on standard plates indicate the county. So, 71 is St. Joseph (South Bend), 79 is Tippecanoe (Lafayette), 49 is Marion (Indianapolis). When I was young - middle school, maybe - my parents and I went to Indianapolis for the State Fair one summer. [Warning: severe geekiness to follow!] In advance of the trip, I made a spreadsheet on our new computer (using Lotus 1-2-3, a precursor to Microsoft Excel. On a DOS platform! And an amber monochrome monitor!) of all 92 counties in Indiana, along with their corresponding license plate number - they're numbered in alphabetical order. I remember the hardest to find was Switzerland county (77, IIRC...?) - a tiny little county in southeastern Indiana. Oh, the joy when I finally found that one! Anyhow, it was fun, playing that game again (without my lists, I got to be pretty good about interpolating between counties I knew; I've gotten rusty in the past decade) - though a lot of the fun has been lost with the rise in popularity of specialty plates, which carry no county designation.


I passed an old stone church for sale, on US31 in Tipton County, I think. Too bad there's not much around it, because it would be an awesome building to buy and turn into a bed-and-breakfast! I've long harbored desire for architectural reuse. As I've mentioned in this blog before and am too lazy to link right now.


Train tracks. This state is lousy with 'em. There really aren't many in Monterey, and I don't encounter many in Orlando, either - roads are built around or over them.


Just north of Indianapolis is a Wendy's on US 31 that was always the first indication that you're entering the Indy metro area. At least it was for me as a kid. Now, there's so much development going on around it, I hardly recognize the landmark.


Passed a fancy-looking high school (Westfield?) north of Indianapolis that advertises itself as a Verizon Smart Campus. Remind me to look this up later.


I should make some baklava when I get back to my kitchen. I haven't made that in a while. We also need to have a housewarming party. If for no other reason than to give us a deadline to finish painting the bathrooms. :)


Stopped at Trader Joe's in Castleton (NE Indianapolis). I went in looking for vanilla paste. Came out with $55 worth of stuff - and no vanilla paste. :-\ Did get some interesting foods. I shall report back later on them. Passed the hotel where I remember staying with my parents and some friends for the 1994 boys basketball state tournament, which our high school won. Turns out two of the players from that team have returned to the school as coaches. I wonder how that is, to be a player, with a giant picture of your coach at your age, staring down on you from above the bleachers. I know I'm romanticizing it all, but I can't help but think of Hoosiers. Which is a good movie, by the way. Go rent it - if you've never seen it, you are wrong.


More fields. Seed corn signs at the side of the road. Lonely irrigation sprinklers amid the dessicated remnants of chopped stalks. The demise of the family farm at the hands of mega-agribusiness operations saddens me, even though it seems an inevitability. Cue the John Mellencamp... seek... seek... seek... oh wait, there it is! Rain on the scarecrow...


Just when I looked down to my gauges and see that the temperature outside is 32, I notice some stuff in my headlights. Snow! Just a flurry here and there at first, but as I put my car in park, big floofy flakes started to fall. We have more in store for this week! A nice welcome "home". I catch myself when referring to this as home. I grew up here. Lived in this state for 24 years and one week (minus one summer). But looking around at all the changes, it's no more home than any other place, really. I suppose it always will be home, even if only home to my memories. Which grow fonder with time. It really was a good place to grow up.

03 November 2007

Totally Inconsequential Stuff

I mean, I haven't had a meaningful post in weeks. Why break with tradition? Besides, I should be in bed.

I'm bored with my hair, and I have hair dye in the bathroom, but I might get some bleach tomorrow, if I make progress with work. Any wagers on whether this will end well?


More Top-Fives. Because I can.

Ballroom Dances
1. Samba
2. Swing
3. Foxtrot
4. Viennese Waltz
5. Mambo

Fresh Fruit

1. Coconut
2. Pears
3. Peaches
4. Raspberries
5. Pomegranates

Nonfiction Authors
1. John McPhee
2. Bill Bryson
3. Dave Barry
4. Sarah Vowell
5. David Sedaris

29 October 2007

Top Fives

Top-Five Lists in place of a more substantial posting:

Trees
Sugar Maple
Gingko
Eucalyptus
Flowering Magnolia
Date Palm

I really don't like oak trees. I don't know why. They just bother me. Maybe it's the leaf-drop in offset seasons. (shrug)

Classic Films
North by Northwest
Gone With the Wind
The Seven-Year-Itch
Desk Set
The Graduate

Pretense-Free Movies
A Chorus Line
Legally Blonde
Dirty Dancing
Aladdin
Good Morning, Vietnam

Ice Cream Flavors
Banana
Mint Chip (but only if it's green)
Blue Moon
Butter Pecan (it's not just for senior citizens!)
Cookies and Cream

21 October 2007

Five Things, Again

A friend and I worked at Biketoberfest in Daytona Beach yesterday, doing airbrush tattoos on people. I'm trying very hard to compartmentalize and never recall sights and sounds of the day, so let me just say that I've declared a moratorium on my interaction with the general public. I try to avoid the general public as best I can, but that's it. I'm done. My quota has been exceeded.


I'm exceptionally happy to report that all five things from the post below have been located! So now I have a new list:

Asset 001: Hiking Shoes
Known Aliases: Columbia Trekkers
Last Known Whereabouts: second-floor banister of former house; fruitless search for these rounded up missing Uncertainty book.

Asset 002: Blender
Known Aliases: The Kitchenaid Margarita Miracle
Last known Whereabouts: Under the sink of former house
Known Associates: other operatives such as the Food Processor, most of which have been traced

Asset 003: Knives
Known Aliases: none
Known Components: Block, five knives, and sharpening steel
Last Known Whereabouts: Kitchen counter of former house

Asset 004: #10 Envelopes
Known Aliases: none
Last Known Whereabouts: Office of former house

Asset 005: Toilet Paper
Known Aliases: Charmin, Cottonelle, many others
Last Known Whereabouts: Spotted in new house; presumed dead
Known Associates: Paper towels and napkins. May need to recruit more of its kin if it has indeed perished.


Other Top-Fives:

Fruit-Flavored Candy
1. Banana Laffy Taffy
2. Cherry Tangy Taffy
3. Passionfruit Tic Tacs
4. Peach Jolly Ranchers
5. Blue Raspberry Airheads


Chocolate Candy
1. Kit Kats
2. Dove Milk Chocolate
3. Valhrona 71% Cacao
4. Cote d'Or Milk Chocolate with Hazelnuts
5. World's Finest Chocolate Milk Chocolate Almond Bars

17 October 2007

Five Things

My life is in utter disarray.

There are five things I need to find. So far, I have located two. So, that's 40%. Still failing, but definitely redeemable.
- Toothbrush (found yesterday)
- Deodorant (found this morning)
- Blank CDs (haven't a clue - I might just cut my losses and go buy some)
- My Uncertainty book (no clue where it might be)
- A Consumer Reports magazine I'd been reading the night before our move (again, no clue)

I mean, at least the things I've found were the mission-critical personal-hygiene items, but still, there's no telling how long it will be before I locate these. Particularly forboding is the fact that the book was from the library, and I might be maxed out on renewals...

I have a mile-high stack of papers to grade, but I need to get the rest of my life in order. No comments from the peanut gallery about how I'm currently writing on my blog when I could be grading. It's called a break, people! Anyhow, I'm going to set a goal. Unpack two boxes per night. Now, that's a pretty reachable goal. And at that rate, we'll be unpacked around 2010. But, as someone who puts easy things on her to-do list for the mental victory of crossing them off, I'm all for easily-reached goals.


Other Top-Five Lists, just because:

Purdue University Courses
- Wine Appreciation (FS 470)
- Floral Arrangement and Interior Plant Management (HORT 360)
- Art History since 1400 (A&D 227)
- Weather Analysis and Forecasting (ATMS 444)
- Constitutional History since 1873 (HIST 328)

Literary and Theatrical Themes
- Highbrow comedy
- Unrequited love
- The non-Bond spy (think: Bourne Identity, Alias)
- Understated religious symbolism (think Matrix, *not* CS Lewis)
- Oblivious romance (think: Niles and Daphne on Frasier)

Desk Supplies
- Fountain pens
- Sticky notes
- Index cards, unlined
- Hole punches
- Erasers


Update (1201a): Found the CDs! At least now I'm passing. Unless I add my knives to the list. So, maybe I'll pretend I'm not looking for them...